"I hope she enjoys shitting out the teeth she swallowed!"

Mini's First Time is so messed up, but we both laughed our asses off. Alec Baldwin is great as always, and although Nikki Reed rubs a lot of people the wrong way, we have always liked her. The story is extremely darkly comedic, and Reed and Carrie-Ann Moss do a great job conveying the painfully awful mother/daughter relationship that is the catalyst for all of the crazy behavior Reed's Mini perpetrates throughout. Her theory of life really just consisting of firsts, and her desire to pile as many of them into her life as possible sounds pretty admirable at first, until you realize that her firsts (prostitution, sex with her stepfather, murder) aren't what normal people might go for. We thought it was well done and Reed carries the movie quite well for such a young, fairly inexperienced actress.